Wow. That's honestly all I can say. You would not believe how hot these guys are.

Ok, so I arrived at Gwen's house late last night because I had to take a bus but then it broke down and we had to wait for a new one. So I got there around 9:30 pm. As soon as I rang the doorbell, I knew I would love it there. I heard their golden retriever that Gwen told me all about bark welcomingly at the sound of the bell. And when the door opened, I almost fainted. Literally. The adonis-like figure standing there blew me away.

He was a good 6'5" and had shaggy light brown hair. Even at my 6'0", he towered over me. His green eyes were captivating and they looked like the sea when it is especially murky. They were so deep, yet it seemed like he was keeping me from seeing through them to him. He was wearing light khaki cargo shorts, Nike sneakers and an Avenged Sevenfold concert T. I was in love. (Not really, but I can pretend)

I'm really boy crazy. I absolutely love guys. I'm obsessed with them. They are just so much fun. It's not that I need one, I just really like having one. Unfortunately, to me, it's like they are accessories: like them one week, replace them the next. I wish I could find one guy that things could actually get serious with. All guys seem to fear commitment.

When I finally noticed his expression, my mood changed.
"I..."
"WE DON'T WANT ANYMORE FRICKIN GIRL SCOUT COOKIES!!!" He screamed at me.
I must say, my love for him wavered a little bit there...
"No, I... Um... I'm not selling..."

As I was stumbling through my words with this amazing male creature staring at me, Gwen pushed past him.
"Hey, you must be Alice!"
"Yep, that's me."
"Come in!" I gave a warry look at the guy standing next to her and she laughed. "Don't mind Derek. He's just a big dork." To him she gave a glare. "C'mon." she said, pulling me inside.

What I saw took my breath away. They had decorated the inside of their home to look like a medieval castle. It was gorgeous and looked quite breakable. Their house was smaller than mine and miniscule compared to Liz's but it was beautiful and the way they decorated it made it look like it really was a castle: huge and magnificent.

She dragged me up to her room. I was surprised to see that it didn't match the rest of her house. It was neat and tidy, yes, but it looked like Barbie gave her a makeover. She had pink everything! There were even two pink barbie sheet covered beds.
"That one's yours," she said pointing at one of the two hideously ugly things.
"Isn't it gorgeous? I hope you enjoy it." Derek mocked from behind me.
"Don't you have somewhere better to be?" Gwen complained. "Like in your room planing for your little freak fest?"

That's about when things got dull and we went to sleep.

When I woke up in the morning it was to some horrible pop crap on the radio. That was her alarm. The clock read 5:30. I was thinking to myself "You have got to be kidding me." I didn't even have to go to school yet! What the heck was I supposed to do? I decided to go back to bed. I ended up waking up a little after noon. I went to the bathroom in the hallway because I was scared to go in Gwens. It was covered in pink frilly stuff and I don't think I ever would have been able to find the toilet paper.

It was a big mistake going to the bathroom in the hallway. Turns out, that's Gwen's brothers' bathroom. As I started to turn the knob on the door (no one else was home: they had work or school) it turned itself. Out stepped god himself. There was Derek standing right in front of me wearing only a bath towel draped around his waist.
"Hey there princess," he cooed. It was like I was tasting his voice and mmm is it delicious. It was like the way really good chocolate melts in your mouth.
I couldn't help but gape at him. His hair was dripping with water and his eyes were even greener than normal.
"Are...Aren't you supposed to be in school?" I stuttered.
"Eh, it's Friday. I didn't really feel like it."
"And your parents let you?!" This I found quite shocking.
"Nah, I faked sick."
"Do you do this frequently?" I asked with contempt.
"Only when there's a reason to," he said with a sly smile.

I almost fainted at that. Gawd, why can this boy do that to me?